PleasureBall - Hardcore Sex Positions for Reality
April 5th, 2006

Before getting married, guys face arguably the toughest question of their lives – are you ready to have sex with only one person for the rest of your life?

Most guys think of the same thing – their sex lives are going to be boring, monotonous, and routine – like Lumbergh from Office Space in his sex scene with Jennifer Aniston. “Umm, yeah, can you move a little over to the left.. umm, yeah.” And just like that, you begin to envy your single friends' one-night stands.

But, if you think about it – what makes a one night stand exciting? I mean, they usually follow the same format – sloppy, drunk kissing, followed by sloppy groping, a few seconds of oral sex (read: sloppy), leading to the missionary sex position and sometimes the doggy style sex position too. Occasionally, someone might get hit with the shocker. But, in the end, one leaves as quietly and discreetly as possible, minimizing the number of words that have to be spoken, always feeling just a little dirty.

What makes it all worth it? Variety. Despite all the negatives, the sex is always new, always different, and while it may not be better, it might be the best!

However, done properly, sex in a long term relationship can introduce an entirely new dimension of pleasure and variety. There are hundreds of distinct sex positions, with literally thousands of variations. There are sex positions designed for her, each one hitting a different spot from a different angle. There are sex positions designed for him, each one giving him varying degrees of control of motion and penetration. There are sex positions that are perfect for angry sex, make up sex, morning breath sex, and closet and airplane bathroom sex too.

Written by Jason Lewis for PleasureBall.com

Sex Position Name - Cowboy

Description

She's on her back with her knees at her chest. He is kneeling, holding her legs apart and using her thighs for support, and controlling all motion.

Sex Position Name - Catapult

Description

He's seated with his legs outstretched, and she's straddling him, stomach down facing away from him. They both control the motion, him by moving waist, and her by using her hips.

Sex Position Name - Horizon

Description

Both him and her lie side by side, head to toe. She straddles him from the side, while his legs are outstretched. They both control the motion.

While the relationship man is missing out on the variety of girls, he has lots of things to be excited about. One thing? How about knowing that the swing your girl ordered from eBay just arrived today, and that the minute you walk through the door tonight, you're going to have upside down monkey sex for the first time?